#10 – “slap in the face with a wet kipper”

#9 – live on-air Godfrey Bloom bitch slap

#8 – full body extreme paper cut accident

#7- Wal-Mart weekend

#6 – surprise early morning jog random unknown decomp encounter

#5 – LSD-enhanced Vertigo episode on Mt. Everest

#4 – white hot nails inserted into corneas

#3 – battery acid/anti-freeze coctail

#2 – taser-coerced duct-taped lime jell-o Kardashian jacuzzi orgy

#1 – And the #1 top 10 thing still better than Obamacare is…envelope please…drumroll…and the winner is…multiple automatic weapon forced starring role in Justin Bieber video!

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